So I'm sitting on my couch and the family is around. There's my hunny, his godfather (basically like an uncle), our good fried, and his parents. And me. And me is the one who doesn't care about football.
So I'm sitting here, stuffed full of potato chips and dip, and trying to not be so disinterested in everything around me. Because when I'm that disinterested, I become Chore Girl. Whatever someone else wants done that they don't want to do because they're too absorbed in the game, I have to do. This includes things like getting more chips, throwing things away, refilling sodas.
And that's why traditional gender roles stink. I should be able to dislike and be totally bored by the Super Bowl, but sit on my butt in front of the giant TV just like everybody else.